Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Thou Artless Dizzy-Eyed Mealse

William Shakespeare - Can't find right word Makes one up

Type in the insults you create here.  Have fun!

20 comments:

  1. Thou beslubbering knotted-pated maggot-pie

    Thou mammering fool-born strumpet

    Thou warped rump-fed bugbear

    Thou cockered clay-brained boar-pig

    Thou gorbellied dizzy-eyed dewberry

    Thou impertinent dismal-dreaming haggard

    Thou paunchy fen-sucked hugger-mugger

    Thou loggerheaded swag-bellied hedge-pig

    Thou tottering urchin-snouted bum-bailey

    Thou pribbling motley-minded canker-blossom

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  2. Thou pribbling hell-hated joithead!
    Thou dankish crook-pated deathtoken!
    Thou infectious frog-legged haggard!
    Thou puking milk-livered moldwrap!
    Thou impertinent guts-griping dewberry!
    Thou qualling fat-kidneyed drunkard!

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  3. Thou bawdy beef-witted barnacle

    Thou churlish clay-brained bladder

    Thou beslubbering common-kissing bugbear

    Thou currish crook-pated clotpole

    Thou droning dizzy-eyed coxcomb

    Thou errant elf-skinned flap-dragon

    Thou gleeking flirt-gill

    Thou loggerheaded full-gorged harpy

    Thou mammering hell-hated lewdster

    Thou paunchy onion-eyed pignut

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  4. -Thou bootless tardy-gaited wagtail
    -Thou spongy onion-eyed maggot-pie
    -Thou loggerheaded fen-sucked flap-dragon
    -Thou cockered beetle-headed boar-pig
    -Thou currish elf-skinned foot-licker
    -Thou beslubbering boil-brained apple-john
    -Thou saucy rump-fed puttock
    -Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting pigeon-egg
    -Thou reeky swag-bellied strumpet
    -Thou spleeny pottle-deep pignut

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  5. Thou roguish half-faced maggot-pie
    Thou spongy swag-bellied flirt-gill
    Thou goatish clay-brained pignut
    Thou dankish dizzy-eyed barnacle
    Thou paunchy clapper-clawed foot-licker
    Thou beslubbering base-court horn-breast
    Thou venomed pox-marked mammet
    Thou reeky knotty-pated moldwarp

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  6. Thou cockered boil-brained foot licker
    Thou gleeking elf-skinned lewdster
    Thou dankish sheep-biting miscreant
    Thou mewling hell-hated dewberry
    Thou clouted fool-born measle
    Thou ruttish mile-livered giglet
    Thou puny onion-eyed pignut
    Thou gorbellied shard-borne scut
    Thou jarring fly-bitten wagtail
    Thou yeasty tickle-brained codpiece

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  7. Thou saucy tickle-brained pignut!

    Thou dankish pottle-deep hugger-mugger!

    You're a peasant...

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

    Thou cockered clapper-clawed clack-dish!

    Thou odiferous unwash'd scut!

    Thou gleeking rough-hewn giglet!

    Thou froward fat-kidneyed pig-hook!

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  8. Thou dankish fat-kidneyed giglet

    Thou weedy pox-marked pignut

    Thou spongy elf-skinned dewberry

    Thou fawning elf-skinned foot-licker

    Thou frothy flap-mouthed haggard

    Thou errant guts-gripping flirt gill

    Thou fobbing half-faced dewberry

    Thou artless dizzy-eyed bladder

    Thou craven doghearted coxcomb

    Thou lumpish hell-hated foot-licker

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  9. Thou dankish elf-skinned foot-licker
    Thou frothing common-kissing mammet
    Thou goatish fool-born strumpet
    Thou vain swag-bellied nut-hook

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  10. thou art a person of foul order
    Cotten-headed ninny muggin
    Thuo art a disgrace to thuo heritage

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  11. Thou dankish beef-witted coxcomb
    Thou bootless fly-bitten scut
    Thou yeasty hell-hated measle
    Thou reeky onion-eyed hugger-mugger
    Thou goatish hedge-horn moldwrap

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  12. Thou clouted, boil-brained bugbear

    Thou frothy, swag-bellied hugger mugger

    Thou rank, common-kissing canker blossom

    Thou lumpish, plume-plucked maggot pie

    Thou gleeking, flapmouthed footlicker

    Thou beslubbering, elf-skinned flap dragon

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  13. Thou vain idle-headed pignut.
    Thou impertinent fool-born flap-dragon.
    Thou frothy fat-kidneyed flirt-gill.

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  14. Thou half-faced and guts-griping.
    Thou saucy maggot-pie.
    Thou infectious foot-licker.
    Thou gleeking hell-hated jolthead.

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  15. You yeasty toad-spotted wagtail

    You paunchy half-faced foreskin

    You droning elf-skinned dewberry

    Thou goarbellied onion-eyed moldwarp

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  16. Thou mangled onion-eyed lout.
    Thou spongy half-faced dewberry.
    Thou warped toad-spotted harpy.
    Thou lumpish fool-born hugger-mugger.
    Thou puny hell-hated pignut.

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  17. Curlish boil-brained clotpole
    Rothy rump-des scut
    Vain onion-eyed minnow
    Weedy whether-bitten maggot

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  18. Thou ratchet #APLitSwag
    Thou saucy milk-livered measle
    Thou goatish half-faced hedgepig
    Thou quiet crooked-eyed codpiece
    Thou hell raising half-witted harlot
    Death monger
    Thou trailer chasing coke sniffer

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  19. Thou saucy onion-eyed miscreant
    Thou puny half-faced barnacle
    Thou wayward fool-born hedge-pig
    Thou lumpish flap-mouthed canker-blossom
    Thou beslubbering clapper-clawed fustilarian
    Thou infectious earth-vexing foot-licker
    Thou villainous urchin-snouted vassal
    Thou roguish plume-plucked moldwarp
    Thou mammering hasty-witted lout
    Thou impertinent fat-kidneyed codpiece
    Thou droning clay-brained maggot-pie

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  20. Thou cockered half-faced bugbear.
    Thou spongy onion-eyed pumpion.
    Thou jarring ill-breeding giglet.
    Thou droning dizzy-eyed flirt-gill.
    Thou errant doghearted coxcomb.
    Thou saucy rude-growing pignut.
    Thou cockered clay-brained lewdster.
    Thou lumpish sheep-biting scut.

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