Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Epigrams

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An epigram is a brief, pointed, witty poem with no prescribed form, typically ironical, satirical, or paradoxical (see textbook, pg. 1020). Test your imagination and write a few.

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  4. Meism will save the world

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  5. Emergency
    The patient was hot for the doctor.

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    The gas was so happy, it couldn't contain itself.

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  6. Title: Shakespeare

    Poetry is what sets us apart.

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  7. Meaning of Life:
    Living to die.
    (This is depressing, but the only ironic thing I could think of...)

    Intelligence:
    "We don't need no education."

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  8. "I can resist everything but temptation"

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  9. The Optimist:
    Believe in eternity until the very end.

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  10. Title:Men at War
    The women expressed their equal rights over a nice cup of tea

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  11. Orange Yellow Red
    Joy to those who see these hues
    Soon they will be gone

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  12. Tiny:
    When asked what the name of the man's salamander was
    The man said "Tiny"
    They asked "Why"
    The man replied, "Because he's my newt"

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  13. Stay with me till the end of forever

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  14. epigram:
    Loud

    You could hear a pin drop.

    haiku:
    Leaves fall all around
    Colors change from green to red
    Leaves crunch beneath feet




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  15. Starting Fresh
    A new beginning starts at the end.

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  16. Consciousness:

    In my head, I'm asleep instead.
    Over-think my every letter, my words are dead.


    Yes:

    Forgive me-
    I must respectfully decline.


    Silence:

    You never cease to deafen me,
    loud mountain of sound.
    Over you, music is found.

    A Building Built Sideways:

    Scenery behind windows- nothing but dirt.
    Should you pray, death won't hurt?

    Burning a Book:

    We assigned the work to the fire-
    never did the words burn brighter.

    War:

    Nothing but tools, machines of "peace."
    Mercy not shown, no more for the weak.
    Firing our weapons, the blood fills the creek.
    Soon I wake, hesitant to speak.

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  17. Desperation

    One fish, two fish
    Red fish, blue fish.
    Catch them, eat them.
    Dr. Seuss is dead,
    And everyone is hungry.

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  18. My heart beat fast inside my chest,
    It beat so loud it became a pest,
    One day it beat way to fast
    So now I am a part of the past,
    You can find me in the ground where I rest.




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  19. "Us Both"
    It takes two to tango.

    "No More"
    It takes just a little
    to show you care a lot.

    "Seasons"
    The flowers blossom
    Today begins springtime
    Winter comes too soon.

    "Hair"
    It sits in my face
    Itches my cheek, in my eyes.
    Hair is everywhere.

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  20. Title: Winter (this a haiku, I think)
    Winter is coming,
    but first it will be autumn.
    It is autumn now.

    Title: La Mer
    Once I saw the sea;
    It was large and green.
    But when I looked in the sea,
    and the sea looked in me,
    I forgot how to write poetry.


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  21. "Happy"
    I am suicidal. Bam!

    "Anti-Joke"
    What do you call a nun in a wheelchair.
    Virgin mobile

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  22. In the Woods

    Listen to the sights
    Smell the light through nature's eyes
    See the many noises



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  23. VOTERS
    What can be said by non-voter
    Nothing in the answer

    PEACEFUL
    No, I'm not murderous
    Just step closer to the knife

    THE MAN
    Government sucks,
    Anarchy it is.

    LIFE
    Life is pleasant,
    Death is peaceful,
    Its the transition that sucks.

    IU ROCKS
    Just kidding, they suck,
    Boiler-Up!

    SPORTS
    Only at North
    is the choir better.

    GUNS DON'T KILL
    Bullets do.

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  24. Soaking up the sun,
    As he owns the spacious land,
    the head lion roars.

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